The yellow streak kamikaze courier from 10 Downing street.

Snake in the grass Peter Mandelson is in favour of this strike. He wants to bring down Royal Mail to prove he was right about privatisation.
Earlier this year, the "prince of darkness" wanted to privatise ROYAL Mail but was blocked by public opinion. Now because of the strikes, public opinion is swayed toward privatisation. Who on earth could be behind these tactics, its The Yellow streak KAMIKAZE COURIER from 10 Downing Street.

Who is that hero who saves parcels in distress;
A brave knight in pure yellow(ish) armour dressed,
Who speeds so fearlessly to a delivery address?
That's just the yellow streak Kamikaze Courier from 10 Downing Street.
Who is that noble soul upon his trusty steed;
His visor closed against the urban battlefield of our main roads and of minors all at suicidal speed?
That's just the yellow streak Kamikaze Courier from 10 Downing Street.
Who is that pillock who just wheelied from the lights, and cut between the old man and the pram on zebra stripes,Then swerved around that car that was still indicating Right? That's just the yellow streak Kamikaze Courier from 10 Downing Street.
Who is that shit who passed the school at eighty-five, Who reached a ton and couldn't read the Slow Trucks Turning sign, Then hit the refuse truck as it reversed out of its drive?
That was the yellow streak Kamikaze Courier from 10 Downing Street, now he's flattened.