Yellow streak Brown paved the way for yet more green taxes on families and businesses tonight.
In a dramatic bid to save crisis-hit climate change talks the Prime Minister offered to slash Britain's carbon emissions by 42 per cent.
It would commit the country to moving ten times faster than the U.S. on climate change.
How can he, how dare he, give away money this country doesn't have? The UK is so far in the red we are probably worse off than many of the countries to which he wants to give our money. Don't forget when looking at all these poor and developing countries, it's only the general population who are poor, not the governments.
As he sells out Great Britain to save the world, says yellow streak Brown: "It's vital to show statesmanship". Actually he means showmanship - totally unaware that the rest of the world's leaders are laughing at him behind his back.
"There's one born every minute" but some minutes are more costly than others. Can no one stop this runaway lamebrain? Not even his psychologist wife? It goes to prove the need that from now on, all future Prime Ministers should swear an oath, beginning with: "First, do no harm."