Ed Balls and Labours income tax proposals following yesterday's GDP figures.

Ah it is so good to hear Balls telling us that our standard of living is falling and what he is going to do after the next general election. Whilst he was in charge it was all wonderful, everything was done so well, families could rely on a good education for their children, safe hospitals, and all the other things they talk about. The fact that they did nothing good that has endured the test of time, is an irrelevance. they changed the landscape in every way and spent everything that's why he is proposing these new tax changes when he in power.

22 June 2015

To: All male taxpayers

From: Inland Revenue

Subject: Increased tax payments

Dear Mr Blog reader

The only thing the Inland Revenue has not taxed is your willy. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is employed but operates in total darkness. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly. after July 1st 2015 your willy will be taxed based on its size using the 'Willy Checker Scale' below.

Determine your category and insert the additional tax under 'Other Taxes'

Part V, line 61

Willy Checker Scale

10-12 inches	Luxury Tax	£50.00
8-10 inches	Pole Tax	£25.00
6-8 inches	Privilege Tax	£15.00
4-6 inches	Nuisance Tax	£5.00

Note Anyone under four inches is eligible for a refund. Do not apply for an extension. Males with willies in excess of twelve inches should file under. "Capital Gains"

Very. truly yours

Rubin J Cutchepecker

H M Inspector of taxes

Chancellor Balls
Why should this shallow man who did so much damage to this country be allowed on the box at every opportunity? Been there, done it, wrecked it, and was part of the most corrupt government and nothing was done to sort it.

Careful of Ed Millipede's latest speech.

Labour, one nation?

But its not actually our nation you bank roll is it? It’s anyone but us! They just can't bring themselves to say, making Britain great again or Labour, proud to serve Britain. No, because that would be a lie but it hasn't stopped them before. I have a couple of slogans for you Labour lites. Labour, giving away Britain's heritage. They won't of course use that because heritage is a dirty word to them. So what about, Labour, spending your pension money so you don't have to. Or even Labour, we can close down manufacturing better than any Tory. Shameful, I don't know how they have the nerve to show their faces let alone have a conference.
 I have just suffered ED Millipede's speech, what a total load of meaningless drivel, cheered on by his brain cell deficient lemmings the man loved the occasion, what is so frightening though is this, the idiots actually believe what he saying - there really must be a big question mark over the mental health and stability of  every Labour supporter.

Everything about millipede and what the Labour Party are offering the public is a complete sham. We had a Labour government for 13 years and during that time Labour managed to inflict massive damage on the economy and society. Labour has no idea, at this point they will say anything to get back in power. Hopefully enough of the electorate has wised up about what Labour's true intentions are.

Livingston and Galloway 'why' in the 13 years of Labour government didn't they change all of what Thatcher had did in the past?

Ending subsidies was the right thing to do. Defending our position in the EEC was the right thing to do. Privatising some of our nationalised industries was the right thing to do and also closing the 'coal pits' has also been proved correct. Defending the Falklands was the right thing to do. Doing business with Gorbachev was the right thing to do. Campaigning for the support of Lech Walesa was the right thing to do. Modernising our banking system was the right thing to do. Being tough with terrorists was the right thing to do.She virtually ended communism and took the power away from the unions - not a bad days work, I would say!! And you could go on with many more things that Mrs Thatcher did. All you 'left wingers' must ask yourself 'why' during the period of 13 years of the Labour government they didn't reverse any of these changes? No, there is no answer so please keep your thoughts to yourself. Whatever anyone says about Maggie, no matter how much hate and vitriol, you can't change history, she did it all and did it well and you just can't bear it, can you? So all have your parties etc, she was still the best P.M ever, and you are still all nobodies.

R.I.P. Maggie.

Condolences to her family and all in Great Britain, an highly respected woman of great integrity, honesty and determination. She took a nation that was on its knees and rebuilt it to greatness again!
I am proud to have lived in her time and she lies alongside Winston Churchill as the most effective person of her time. A a sad loss to the world but will be remembered and admired by all.

Labour's plans for welfare, what a crock of shit!

If Labour goes into the election with Liam Byrnes and this putrid policy it won't even get 8m votes. The something for something policy means the entitlements of one generation - like their work experience, contacts and access to work of economic value - will never catch up with the previous one: it is another recipe for further inequality - more reasons the young will never own their own homes. There is nothing productive in this automated economy for 5/6ths of the working population to apply themselves to and that is no basis for a policy of full employment whatsoever.
The model of governance by mass taxation through full employment in a market economy is not merely finished, it is toxic and whichever party gets to replace it will control the 21st century in this country. This unimaginative, desperate, neo-liberal attempt to cling onto it will hand that victory to the opposition. Liam Byrne is a disgrace, I'd say he, along with all the other selfish, smarmy,smart-arsed traitors to the cause who chased Blair's New Labour hay-cart, is utterly despicable.They have absolutely no loyalty to, or respect for, the people who voted for them.All that matters to any of them is their own sense of self -importance and their precious careers.I would not have called them 'left wing' rich, they are none of them even vaguely socialist in their hearts.Their heads are so full of the noise of their own bullshit that they are incapable of listening to anyone's cries of suffering.
I never have been a Labour man or an activist.I detested the the period with Labour in power and hated all that they stood for, but, my loathing, disdain and disgust for Bliar followed by Kamikaze Brown and Red Ed Millipede and all their projects of treacherous, spinning liars, knows no bounds!

Let's face it we are bust and don't forget it's Labours fault!

Another round of wealth bashing by Red Ed. Even the left wing media admits this latest move is more symbolism than substance. If it's almost identical to raising the personal allowance, why not do that, reward work and everyone wins?...but no, his every instinct is to soak and punish the rich for political posturing and to whip up class warfare, scaring away international money in the process. Even Vince Cable - a leftie heartthrob - wrote a piece of uncharacteristic sense the other week about the need to attract wealthy Chinese. Who the hell would want to come to Ed's Britain? If you want to help the lower paid, it's simple. Stop screwing up the economy in the first place by spending way more than we earn. Even a 5 year old can understand the principle of living within one's means. Those at the bottom are paying the price of sustained poor economic management, not austerity, which Labour would have matched anyway. Even Sweden - that lefties love to cite - learned the lessons of Socialism in the 90s and have become fiercely capitalistic, introducing market forces into schools, hospitals, elderly care and other welfare services. They can afford high welfare (for now) because they have rich natural resources, small population and competitive business environment. We have none of those.

Remember if it was Labour in power today there'd be no different regarding benefit payments to the poor.

It was the Labour Party that introduced sanctions, and don't tell me they didn't know the Tories would run with this and have quotas and league tables.

It was the Labour Party that conspired to replace sickness benefit with private insurance. They invited US insurance company to advise on making the tests impossible to pass. What they got, the WCA, is a sham assessment banned in the US when the same company was found guilty of running 'disability-denial factories' in a class action lawsuit. The company has boasted of directing Government policy. And they now advertise their private income protection on the basis that state benefits no longer cover people, which they don't.

Work is good for the poor when they have cancer, but instead of popping down to the chicken factory for a spot of therapeutic labouring, the wealthy can call on their private insurance.

The Labour Party introduced Workfare. That's the taxpayer paying for a company's workforce instead of them paying for it themselves, while the poor work for nothing. the left wing media described this as a good thing because it gave the unemployed something to do. Do you think they ever felt the devastation of working for nothing?

Of course, the left wing media didn't write articles about any of this at the time because Labour were in Government.

These policies are only 'wicked' when the Tories practice them the left wing media still doesn't demand that Labour repeal any of this stuff if they are elected. No, it will all be quietly forgotten about after the next election, and the pain of the poor in Britain will continue.

The Labour Party - Tories with a red rose pinned to their tit.

Labour jumping on the bandwagon again to deflect blame for the mess the welfare system is in, which they caused.

Drawing the wrong conclusions from the horrific deaths of six poor children will have grievous consequences for the plight of thousands of other poor children. But we don't live in a civilised society. We live in a nation and a World in which barbarity and cruelty has gained mainstream acceptance and resides in the hearts of those charged like the Philpott's and Karen Matthews of this world, maybe they are a "minority" of welfare claimants but they are a very big, very expensive minority and there are far more of them than the Labour Party likes to pretend. Putting aside the legions of them that are routinely paraded on the Jeremy Kyle, many people often know similar cases from their own direct personal experience. So much so in fact that Channel 4 even makes popular comedy dramas that openly exploit this popular knowledge. This is why Labour are on the wrong side of the argument. They have long ceased being the party of working people, of working tax-payers, and are now the Political Party of patronizing middle-class elitists who are only ever concerned with the inexcusable underclass. Even the most elementary moral logic of their position has eluded them in that if the state can't take wholly justified steps to stop work-shy parasites like Philpott from exploiting the Welfare state then this inevitably means that there are far less resources that can be directed to the genuinely needy and those who really do need help. Labour is truly a dead party.Their promises cannot even be bought by borrowing any more.They have reached the end of the road. A vote for labour is even more valueless than a vote for the Libdems. Both are totally bankrupt and have no vision except spending. The arguments of the future will be between centre right and far right, who will almost certainly prevail.

Socialist's are the same all over Europe 'a crock of shit' and 'Britain' that means Millipede and golden Balls.

Article taken from Spiegel Online.

Ten months after the election of French President Francois Hollande, the number of people registered as unemployed is nearing the national record set in 1997, at just below 3.2 million. Nearly 2 million have been searching for work for more than a year, and every month an additional 80,000 people lose their claim to unemployment benefits, often falling into poverty.

Unemployment is 10.8 percent higher than last year -- a harsh blow to Hollande, who promised during his campaign to curb the crisis on the job market. Instead, the jobless rate has steadily risen, bringing to memory a statement made in 1993 by Hollande's predecessor and fellow Socialist, Francois Mitterrand: "Against unemployment, we've tried everything."
In anticipation of catastrophic new reports on the labor market, Prime Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault told the National Assembly on Tuesday that one "has never done enough against unemployment," calling for "a general mobilization" to create jobs in the public and private sectors.
The government has taken a number of measures to combat youth unemployment, such as generous subsidies to companies that hire employees between 16 and 25 for at least one year. The plan was to create 100,000 "contracts for the future" in 2013, but so far only 15,000 people have benefited from the program.
Long-term Prognosis Equally Dismal
Hollande had also hoped the job market would get a boost from "generation contracts," which win subsidies for small companies that hire a younger person while still committing to keep an employee over 57 on the payroll. The scheme is meant to allow seniors to keep their jobs while passing on their skills and knowledge to younger talent. The government hopes to sign a half a million of these contracts over the next five years. It also hopes an additional 2,000 employees at the National Agency for Employment will help mediate these contracts.
In contrast to Mitterrand's time in office, the Socialists today are not facing the end of a crisis. They're preparing themselves for long-term stagnation instead. An expert at the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) in Paris said early this year "we're standing before a tendentious worsening of the labor market with historic peaks."
A turnaround is not yet in sight, though. France will start creating more jobs only once the economy starts growing by more than 1 percent, the OECD says. But the National Institute of Statistics and Economic Studies projects the economy will stagnate in the first trimester of 2013. Similarly dismal are the expectations for growth in savings, investment and household purchasing power. Reports of layoffs, buyouts and bankruptcy declarations are a near daily occurrence.
Unrealistic Goals
In order to reach the target of 0.8 percent growth this year, France's economy would have to expand in the latter two-thirds of the year by about 2 percent -- a value economists believe is unattainable. Labor Minister Michel Sapin himself warned that unemployment "will be bad for several more months before our policies take effect."

While the government blames the general economic woes on the euro crisis, the conservative opposition accuses President Hollande of undermining confidence in the economy with a draconian "tax shock," coupled with an initial increase in public spending followed by a sudden halt.
And it's not just company executives who are critical. A poll over the weekend by the CSA polling institute found that 68 percent of the country is pessimistic about the state of the nation. "In light of this situation," CSA analysts said, "there is an emergency of spontaneous criticism of the government, whose measures appear to increase France's fears for the future."
The negative atmosphere has also hit President Hollande, whose approval ratings have reached historic new lows. He plans to increase the appeal of his government with an appearance on the France2 broadcaster on Thursday. Labeled a "conversation with the president of the republic," Hollande wants to convince the country he can still turn the economy around. But in light of near-record unemployment figures, it will be an enormous challenge.

Millipede, more 'crock of shit' from his lips.

Miliband has just indulged in another bout of meaningless waffle and warm words, which cleverly disguises Labour`s intention NOT to repeal any of the measures that they pretend to despise, that have been introduced by the Tory party enemy. When the country is trying to pay back billions of pounds of debt run up by the previous Labour administration. on top of the countries every day running costs now, it is hardly a surprise that government spending is still going up. Once the billions of pounds of debt run up by this gormless clown have been paid back things will probably be a lot better, only don't hold you breath that the current shower or the next one will be capable of doing this. I am afraid, they are just another right wing pro-capitalist party, like the Democrats in the USA, which has absolutely no intention of even remotely bringing in any changes.
Will they be any better? No, No, No! It's just another 'crock of shit' from his lips.

Ed Milipede and the EU what a Joke, scratching his 'Balls' instead!

I listened to Ed Miliband on Radio 4 this morning. Very underwhelming performance. He does not come across as a 'leader' because too often he rushes his words, keeps using odd biblical phrases like "I say to you..", and generally sounds like an excitable teenager. He needs to relax, and be more like his elder brother who has that calm demeanor and eat a banana; after all their both monkey brothers, don't you agree?
But this is Ed Miliband all over,criticizing the government while refusing to get off the fence and say what he would actually do instead, he'd probably finish up scratching his 'balls'instead !
We have just had a long period of Labour Government in the UK when significant powers were transferred to the EU. As a result of the interview today we have no idea what Milipede's views are on that transfer. At the same time we had successive Labour Prime Ministers arguing that they had achieved victories for EU budget reform and subsidiarity. Neither of those claims were correct. That plus the gross under-estimation of emigration from both inside and outside the EU.
Why on earth is this guy leading the Labour Party. His performance this morning was vacillating and as clear as mud.
Has the Labour Party any policies on anything? Where is the political leadership in the UK - sadly he is the pits of the barrel scrapings of all the major parties.

Britain; beware Labour please!

The question of economic competence is crucial. Many reasonable people, especially outside the public sector, will accept the need for cuts. Labour will represent the public sector workers and public sector unions and be more powerful in the north.
The Tories may have only bad news, but they have not been challenged on the economic fundamentals. Labour thinks it is being smart by hedging its bets and refusing to give much indication of what it believes until directly before the election. In the meanwhile, it is hoping that no one will notice its own disarray on the economy. Ed golden Balls has promised not only to maintain austerity, but also to produce some kind of stimulus. This is fairly close to what the much maligned George Osbourne has already tried to do. Labour imply they have a magic formula - a plan B - which will make everything all right. They also have to pretend that there was an alternative to coalition polices which would have produced different results. Both of these positions are pretty much untenable and they will be called out on it in 2015. If the economy has not improved- and at the moment it is reasonable to think that it won't have made much progress by then - then it will remain the central issue. When an electorate is insecure and fearful about the future, then Labour will have to disavow their own record in government and produce some more credible policies than they have come up with so far.
Labour party members and public sector unions will believe everything they are told. Labour may also briefly capture the student vote, who are very noisy about the Lib Dems, tax avoidance and so on. Will it be enough ? I'm not convinced so far. Certainly there are loads of disaffected middle class families who would be easy pickings for an opposition. Trouble is these people are not stupid. If Labour were to restore child benefits and so on, they would be expected to make cuts elsewhere. Now that the windfalls from the property /banking bonanza have melted into the air, Labour haven't adapted to the new conditions. We have no idea how they would generate any money at all, but a few ideas how they would spend it. Well, that ain't coming back, so the UK needs to adjust its spending accordingly. The idiot Labour party was running a large deficit during the middle of the biggest-ever credit bubble. Labour restructured the economy around consumer debt and rising public spending. Now the debt needs to be repaid, and the money isn't there to sustain ever-rising public expenditure. That remains Labour's economic policy - more public spending that the country cannot finance or afford. When Labour's debt-bubble burst in 2008, we could see the true shambles that Labour had made of the economy. NO PARTY IN GOVERNMENT HAS EVER RUN BRITAIN AS BADLY AS LABOUR, 1997-2010 It was even worse than Labour 1964-1970 and 1974-1979 in its profligacy and ineptitude. It left the UK economy uniquely dependent on debt-financed consumer spending, which is why the economy remains smaller today than in 2008. And until public spending is slashed - which it hasn't been - the UK economy will struggle to rebalance.

An ode for the current Labour leader Ed Milliband

"I am the Labour Party's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Tax-Paying, God fearing British man. I am a hard working Brit and I work long hours to earn a living. 
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others. I believe in British products and buy them whenever I can. 
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not to some governmental functionary, to share with others who don't work! 
I think owning a home doesn't make you a capitalist; it makes you a smart Brit. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it. Join in with the majority! 
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English. I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. 
My heroes are fellow Brits like Freddy Flintoff and Winston Churchill and I know I've missed a few thousand!!!!!

I don't hate the rich. What I hate is the way they always manage to avoid paying proper taxes. I don't pity the poor, I just hate the way they are always moaning that they are hard done by!!

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! 
This is Britain

.....We like it the way it is and even more so the way it was...so stop trying to change it to look like some other socialist country! If you were born or legally migrated here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the House of Commons, the seat of our biggest problems.

I want to know where the "Do Gooders" get their money from, and why are they always part of the problem and not the solution?
Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what race, colour or creed you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driving licence. I think it's good....


I dislike those people trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause....Get a job and support yourself and your family!

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the Union Jack flag should be allowed to be flown anywhere in the United Kingdom !

If this makes me a BAD Brit, then yes, I'm a BAD Brit. If you are a BAD Brit too, please forward this to everyone you know....

We want our country back! My Country.....

I hope this offends all illegal aliens. 

My great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Boer War. My grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in World Wars 1&2. I watched as my friends died in Sierra Leone Bosnia, & Desert Storm. Our sons and daughters watched & bled as their friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq . None of them died for the Afghanistan and Iraq Flag. Every Briton died for the British flag.

At one high school, foreign students raised a Middle East flag on a school flag pole. British students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down. 
West London high school students were sent home, because they wore T-shirts with the Union Jack flag printed on them.

What is going on?? What idiots do we have in authority?? Enough is enough. 
This message needs to be viewed by every Brit; and every Briton needs to stand up for Britain . We've bent over to appease the Brit-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.

I'm standing up because of the millions who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the British flag.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message. IT IS NOT !

Britons, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally: 
1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!
3. Live by OUR rules ! Dress as we Britons Do
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Social Security until you have earned it and paid for it !
7. Find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !

We've gone so far the other way... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. 
WAKE UP BRITAIN ! ! !

If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !

Made in BRITAIN & DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!!"
AMEN"

So sorry Mr. Miiliband you and your party have nothing in common with working people anymore !
It is a fact that the rich got much richer, far quicker, under Labour than under the Tories.
The lack of Immigration controls have also worsened the plight of the working man, facing unfair competition from foreigners working for lower wages, lowering standards and safety and putting pressure on housing, schools , social services and the NHS. 
The future for our future generations looks very bleak especially when the EU is prepared to fund subsidies for another 180,000 Europeans to take jobs in the U.K.
The relentless rise in Council Tax and the encouragement of Council Agencies to raise punitive incomes from Stealth Tax schemes to bolster their Pension Pots is also a direct result of an abdication of responsibilities from the previous Labour Government who criminalised thousands of generally law abiding people in the process. 
The failure to relax Immigration Controls was a direct result of a policy decision to nurture future Labour voters among these "grateful " settlers in an attempt to remain in power.
Just be honest for once and admit that your costly wars and incursions into foreign countries has cost this country dearly. Just admit that you have no more control over economic issues than any other Party and that whichever Party gets elected are under the diktats of big business and the moneymen.

Balls said: "A one nation approach to welfare reform means government has a responsibility to help people into work and support for those who cannot, but those who can work must be required to take up jobs or lose benefits as a result – no ifs or buts.

Oh I see, you've covered that with "no buts or ifs." How clever you are. But then that's Standard Labour announce something to make money and announce two different ways they are going to use the same money. Their arithmetic is as 'bent' as they are still. Remember all the money they wasted £12 Billion wasted on identity cards. £15 Billion wasted on NHS IT scheme. £54 Billion (so far) on PFI schemes. £20 Billion on wars, quangos, privatisation and out sourcing etc. And, don't forget £32 Billion lost with tax avoidance.
They waste our money on the most ridiculous schemes and then they always try and claw it back with by punishing the most vulnerable people in society. Please don't be fooled again.
Say 'No' to Millipede and a definite 'NO' to BALLS.