Saturday 28 September 2024

Keir for cash

I copied this from Stephen Robinson.
Brilliant and you’ll be singing it whilst reading!
I’ve always thought “Squeeze -Cool For Cats” was a good song. So I’ve attempted to bring the lyrics a bit more up to date….
The Indians buy some glasses and a dress for her at home.
My colleague wants a big house so I ask them for a loan.
My son he needs a study room and gets a penthouse suite.
I give a wink to Alli and we keep it all discreet.
Pretending I have morals but I’m a nasty little cheat.
I get a box at football, it’s a lovely little stash.
And Alli gets in number 10 because it’s Keir for cash
It’s Keir for cash.
Keir for cash.
My clothes are looking tatty so I ask him for some more.
Another game of footie and we watch Bukayo score.
He takes me to a restaurant and he feeds me till I’m full.
We talk about my father and how he made a fking tool.
an’ how I’d screw the country if I ever came to rule.
Then it’s back to Alli’s for a go on his prayer mat.
A little glass of champers and some Harrods aloo chaat.
It’s Keir for cash.
Keir for cash.
Now I am the governor and I’m feeling pretty smug.
Granny might be freezing, but she’s a racist little thug.
I fancy this, i fancy that, my suits are Savile Row.
Another little kickback just for letting Savile go.
Releasing all the sausages, just to sound like Joe..
and when I make a promise, just remember it’s all crap.
I’m doing what they’re telling me because I’m Keir for cash.
I’m Keir for cash.

Keir for cash. 

Saturday 21 September 2024

Liebore Spongers.

 Left wingers love the trough just as much as anyone else. The difference is they are more preachy about it and can always find excuses for themselves. Politicians who rant about the sins of others are too often the most likely to be guilty themselves. Greedy Kier and his wife, Victoria Sponger, are typical examples of the self-righteous left with their trotters and snouts firmly planted in the trough.
So quick to rant and rage at the Tories, particularly 'wallpaper gate' yet now it seems this so called party of 'the working man and woman' are way, way ahead in the stakes of being on 'the take'. As for Starmer, Raynor, and Reeves et al declaring that they wont, in future, accept donations towards clothes, what a joke! I should think if you've already been 'outfitted' with a high end wardrobe of multi tailored suits, designer dresses etc, you wouldn't need to have more for quite a while!! As for Lammy accepting a very 'generous personal donation from a 'Saudi Arabian' donor, I can not even start to imagine what is expected in return. He should definitely 'go', now!

Tuesday 17 September 2024

Junior Doctors Pay Rise 22%. How on earth can the Labour Government afford it with the Black Hole?

A Labour Government at it again, reviving the phrase ‘ One person’s pay rise means another person’s price rise’ as merry go round begins, leading to higher inflation and tax rises - already happening - to pay for even extra borrowing. Oh and Brain drain - already occurring- leads to less revenue from the wealthy despite tax rises. The 1970's Winter of discontent 1978 we will get a re-run by 2026. The leader of the junior doctors has the govt on notice - you can use an independent to recommend future pay rises but if its not the huge amount we want , we will strike anyway. Of course the union led govt will cave in and tax the country to oblivion to buy a few votes. Labour came into power stating that there was a 20 billion pound deficit. So they increase wages for train drivers and other public sector workers. Typical Labour leave the country bankrupt.

It proves that The Black Hole is LIES!